I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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