Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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