I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
