There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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