I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This couple is walking their pig around campus
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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