Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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