I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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