I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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im holly from the hills drunk
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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