Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
