Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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