I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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