I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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