I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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