Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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