does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
