Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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