This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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