I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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