I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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