It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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