My friends, they love my intelligence
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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