If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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