I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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