Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
