So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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