What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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