Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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