Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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