HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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