Fine. I'll sleep in my office
thus making me awesome and them whores
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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