i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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