problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
A bitchslap is in order.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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