I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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