Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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