So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just want nice things and good sex
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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