9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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