The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Shame is for Republicans.
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