Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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