yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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