yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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