I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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