WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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