if you like me you must not know who I am
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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