Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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