She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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