you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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