so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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