It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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