I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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