im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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