You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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