Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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