I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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