This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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