he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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