they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
4 words: hood of his car
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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